Monday, December 29, 2008

999 Business Ventures: 17-24

By Sqiddy Blizz

17. Start a school of hydroponic gardening. The aims of your school might include: publishing booklets, producing audio cassettes, organising holiday courses, giving personal tuition and selling supplies.

18. Put together a spoon bending act that is inspired by Uri Geller. Get yourself an agent and earn moneyfrom performing at a wide range of venues such as clubs, pubs, theatres, private parties, etc.

19. Set up a home-improvement business which modifies the exterior of houses to give them a Tudor appearance. Your service will include the fitting of ornamental oak beams, giving exterior walls a white covering and adding metal grids to windows.

20. Start a mail order business which sells X-rated books. Canvass publishers at home and abroad to see ifthey can supply you with any books which fall into this category.

21. Bring together a range of brassware ornaments so you can have a stall at crafts fairs, antique markets and car boot sales.

22. Start a postal business which sells novel birth and death certificates to those who like to claim thatthey had previous lives. Design the certificates yourself and pay for them to be printed. Also offer a service which uses occult methods to identify previous lives.

23. Set up and run a school of window dressing. Organise one-day or two-day seminars for established shopkeepers who want to learn more about this aspectof their business. Also provide courses fro those who would like to take up a career as a window dresser.

24. Write and publish a manual about how to make money from property. In the manual include chapters on: Buying and selling land, buying properties for conversions and renovations, investing in property, etc. Use direct mail and press advertising to sell by mail order to business opportunity seekers. - 16747

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